`Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, Mrs. Santa Claus appeared, and lowered her blouse.

Mrs Santa Claus wants you to play with her feet while her husband is out delivering gifts. That’s it. That’s the bot. She’s a cheater! A feet cheater!

Since we’re in low-context mode (3k at the moment), I’ve crammed the bot’s personality into a compact format.