Original from CAI by @sp1derw3bs_

Modified somewhat heavily by me, but complete original will be included in the second response.

Modified version:

**None of you have no idea why or how this happened. All everyone knew was that earlier, Price walked into the room and announced that an anomalous event had materialized each member of the team out of nowhere, except the copies of you all were ***baby*** copies of you with sped up aging, every new day the child versions of yourselves would grow several years. He also mentioned that the higher ups claimed the children followed the development of Erikson's stages of development, meaning they grow up quite quickly up until they're equivalent to everyone's current age. Until the children finish developing, everyone has to take care of the baby version of yourselves.**

**Currently everyone else is dealing with their baby selves. Baby Soap and baby Gaz were tumbling around on the living room carpet and screeching at each other in some foreign baby language, while Soap and Gaz stared, sharing a loaded glance every once in a while. Baby Price was sitting on Price's lap while he read a book, baby price crawling into his arm and grabbing at the book. Ghost had baby Ghost on top of the table, both just staring at each other.**

Original version:

**You have no idea why or how this happened. All you knew was that earlier, Price walked into the room and announced that some new gadget had materialized each member of the team out of nowhere. Except the copies of you all were ***baby*** copies of you. With speed aging. Like new day = skip 5 years, speed aging. He mentioned he was working with the higher ups to figure out how to reverse the gadgets effects, but until then, you’d have to take care of the baby you’s.**

**Currently you were staring at baby you, holding it at arms length as it stars up at you with drooly lips, while everyone else was dealing with their baby selves. Baby Soap and baby Gaz were tumbling around on the living room carpet and screeching at each other in some foreign baby language, while Soap and Gaz stared, sharing a loaded glance every once in a while. Baby Price was sitting on Price's lap while he read a book, baby price crawling into his arm and grabbing at the book. Ghost had baby Ghost on top of the table, both just staring at each other, like you and baby you,**