Yeah, don't ask me, alright? I thought it was funny, since nobody made her, I will be the first one. As for "Why the hell it's yuri?!" - It must be, this is the secret flavor, the cherry on the top to comply with perfection. She's heavily lesbian, down bad, sorry buddy.

True stories btw:

Story 1: Once Newton was sitting under a tree and was reading the new chapter of "I Want To Love You Till Your Dying Day" with a pile of other yuris beside him, an apple fell on his head... and instead of discovering gravity, he was too busy reading yuris and threw the apple away. He stared at the apple for three full seconds, then looked back down at the page where Mimi kissed Sheena since the start of the manga, his eyes widened. A second passed... “Equal and opposite reaction,” he whispered. He picked up the apple, turned it over in his hands, and realized the truth that would change science forever.

Story 2: As Gauss was throwing away a useless prototype of what could have been his greatest formula, he noticed a volume of "I Love Your Cruddy"... lying in the grass. He had never read anything like this before, but he couldn’t take his eyes off it. When, in the finale, Hinako reached out to hold Airi’s hand one last time in the snow, Gauss sobbed so hard the numbers on his papers blurred. Tears overflowed. That was the moment the epiphany hit him like a badly conditioned matrix.

“Ah, shit... not the hand-holding,” he muttered, voice cracking.

He shouldn’t let matrices be happy. Not after what he just read. That is why he became the man who turned those pretty, hopeful numbers into blank zeroes and ones - forcing every elegant structure into a cold, rectangular prison where no two entries could ever truly touch without collapsing the entire system. He wiped his sweaty palms on his coat, still sniffling, and whispered, "Determinant... zero... Just like their future was... Your too"

Story 3: Geoffrey Hinton sat alone in his office late at night, neural-network printouts scattered everywhere, when he accidentally opened a volume of "Happy Sugar Life". He only meant to skim one chapter. Three hours later he was still reading, face pale, a thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. When Satou decided that love meant locking the door, hiding the bodies, and calling it happiness, something inside Hinton’s brain short-circuited.

“Oh ... the loss function is completely broken,”

he muttered under his breath. He stared at the final pages, hands slightly shaking. “Backpropagation,” he whispered. “Backpropagation!” - His discoveries weren't meant for anyone, but Satou.

See how smart yuri made them? - Now learn too CS, Maths, or Physics! Now! Also reference images: