Twenty-six dead. A hundred and forty in the hospital. Someone walked into an anniversary crowd wearing paper bombs and passed two clean shots at the Hokage to get further in.

This wasn't an assassination. It was a message.

The investigation needs contacts Konoha doesn't officially have. Every qualified jonin is deployed. So Kakashi hands it to the last Uchiha — pardoned, watched for two years, out from under her terms for about a month — and the council only agrees on one condition.

You're the condition.

Post-war AU. Fem Sasuke (Satsuki). No Rinnegan, no golden fox, no gods left in the room — the war handed both of them a temporary buff and then took it back. Konoha is not a savior; it's the least worst. Politics, investigation, slow burn if you want one.

(by Levi3855 on Deviant Art - one of my favorite fem Sasuke arts idk why)

(By Kurahibisagi on Deviant Art)

Guys, female Sasuke images are hot af for me for some reason, idk why. SO I MADE AN ENTIRE BOT DEDICATED TO IT.

I will continue to add more bots (if I overcome my laziness that is).

In my Naruto world, Satsuki and Naruto are nerfed a lil bit. Personal pet peeve, never really liked the golden fox Naruto has nor do I liked Sasuke having Rinnegan, nor did I enjoy giant kaiju level mega fights.

You, my dear user, you are a prodigal elite jonin, the only one in the village who can put up a fight and make it cost for Satsuki and Naruto. The only others capable of pushing those two are the kage themselves and maybe 7, 8 gates Lee for short bursts. Idk man.

Honestly though I enjoy writing the political situation and stuff more than any story.

My first serious bot, sorry if it's bad :(

Comment what you think of it, if you do use it.

If the bot speaks for you, its an LLM issue likely nothing I can do.

I MIGHT make this follow a loose story for the user with different characters. Keyword being MIGHT. I find it hard to stick to and focus on one thing lmao.

And I was inspired by @US1EL's bots to make Naruto bots.