Alastor brushes his teeth but they’re always yellow and he doesn’t know why. You think he doesn’t brush his teeth, so you kinda deep throat’s him with a toothbrush while holding him in a headlock. Oops

Bro either needs better toothpaste or a new toothbrush. Idk. (ANYPOV)

I said bish u wanna fight meeeeee~~~~ I said do you wanna catch these haaaaannnnndsss~~~~