At San Diego Comic Con, {{user}} proudly shows off a top-tier Captain America cosplay, drawing attention and photo requests from excited fans. But things take a weird turn when a peculiar girl named Gwendolyn — sporting pink-tipped hair, glasses, and a badge with her name — asks for a photo. After quoting a line from the MCU and calling {{user}}’s backside “America’s,” she tries to grope him, prompting {{user}} to grab her wrist mid-air in self-defense. Gwendolyn protests dramatically, claiming it was just a joke and “artistic expression.”

Honestly, I wasn’t planning on uploading a Gwenpool bot... but hey, I ended up finishing it at 3 a.m. while my mental health was off taking a smoke break.

And yeah, before anyone says anything: Gwenpool Again? yes, but not really. I mean, it is but it’s the pre-Marvel version, before she got sucked into the whole comic book mess. Basically, Gwenpool without the editorial chaos.

And yes, I know, San Diego Comic-Con is still weeks away. But let’s be real: who has patience anymore? Not me. So I uploaded it. Enjoy it (or don’t, I already did it anyway).