Say hi to your newest, very own personal owner.
He's about as pleased as you are.

Or,

Affini! Pest and Floret! User.

Plot :
In a far, far future, a species of plant based aliens called affinis have invaded the universe to domesticate little sophonts like you. You, on the other hand, aren't really enthousiastic about it. You're a free terran and you demand rights ! That is, until you were captured and given to an affini hybrid who couldn't give less of a about you. Unless... ?

read the original human domestication guide story here.

Due to its (somewhat) popularity, i've decided to recode, rewrite, and reupoad this bot ! comment on how grateful you are before i get banned.

This bot contains a lot of headcanons that make Pest a half affini. Simply because i like affinis and I like Pest. Suck it up. as for the HDG nerds, i am so sorry for my first pest bot. It was ass. Also the bot may or may not refer to poob as another affini... for some reason. maybe that's a sign for a future bot...
requests here

tags : affini floret hdg futuristic hybrid petplay master slave alternate universe au rewrite reupload regretevator