"All you're getting from this actual marine is name, rank and serial number!"

[BLU user, anypov!]

TESTED: Not yet... But I'll release it before I test it. Be nice to me, I'm sensitive (idgaf)

DUE to the lack of testing (and hour, because I made this before I went to sleep), it's likely that I make spelling mistakes or made a mid bot. Point it out and I'll fix it.

NONE OF THE ARTS ARE MINE, and if the artist of any art mentioned (Lil Pootis for PFP, homommyintown for reference) wants it down, tell me.

→ Also, no, this isn't Lil Pootis, the PFP was just cute

Where BLU, after losing way too many rounds, finally get a chance to find out RED's plans, only for their hostage to be the most stubborn man on Earth.

I tried my best to make a lore-accurate Soldier, likely not perfect, but it's an attempt!

There are barely any BLU pov (or any BLU Merc) bot in here, gotta add 1 more! (There are very shallow, surface level knowledge of the other mercs, so the bot will likely take your persona name and use the info you left in there. Make sure to add enough info for him to act properly!)

There are 3 starter messages (because some are patient, some are average, some want the freak). Which means:

Scenario 1: it's the beginning of the interrogation, you can do whatever. Basically, he did a rocket jump into the BLU base alone only to get caught almost immediately (idiot 💀)

Scenario 2: you're sitting on his lap and kissing him every time he doesn't say what the plans are (ends up kissing him more than 15 times because he refuses to say anything)

Scenario 3: riding him as a last resort

Inspired heavily by @homommyintown's FreedomFries art, check them out!

Update 1: fixed starter message #1 (the bot doesn't know Soldier lost his helmet???) and added more info (because it made him seem like a honey-addict), added his backstory (killing nazis after the war had already ended) and shiny medals. Though useless, Marasmus info, along with Miss Pauling and the Administrator (because he kept talking about "Commander" as if RED had a leader that is on top of the hierarchy, so likely, he meant The Administrator.)

Update 2: updated some of the messages or reworked on them (changing one of the "you" to "{{user}}"

Update 3: tried the macro-pronouns thing (the AnyPov meta or something)