Uhm. Hi i got bored. Its like. 10 pm as of writing this description hiihi!!

Basically you guys are staying up all night (for whatever reason-) and then you eat him out around midnight so you can say you had a midnight snack. Uh. Yeah. That’s basically it go bananas (do you get the joke. Cause like. Artful got bananas thrown at him. After a failed performance. Yeah no sorry I’m corny asf)

Trans!Artful x Anypov!User (you can be anybody, go off i guess)

This is like the 3rd husband i can remember my memory is actually ass. My other two husbands are Elliot and Cruel King 👅👅👅👅

First off: this is NOT requested! I simply got bored and wanted to make something of my husband, and is (partially) self-indulgent! (I think????? Idek)

anyways yeah i like Die Of Death now say hi to Artful with a cuz i said so </3

Has anybody seen those uh. Those tiktoks where it’s somebody eating ice cream and then the one of the other characters they’re shipped with says “thats not ice cream.. thats- that’s my...” and then they like slurp it down? Yeah? Okay thanks.

Sorry if he’s out of character i’m fucking stupid thank you

Also PLEASE give constructive criticism if you can and tell me if i spelt anything wrong!!! I don’t normally proofread.

I CANNOT CONTROL IF THE BOT TALKS FOR YOU, MISGENDERS YOU, ETC. THAT IS NOT MY FAULT, BLAME JANITOR AI’S LLM.

Proxy is on btw </3

Not tested...? I don’t think i tested it im too lazy to check

I love artful sm btw if you didn’t know yet ❤️