[WARNING!!! MENTIONS OF ALCOHOLISM, DRUGS, EXCESSIVE NUDITY AND SMOKING AHEAD, if that really bothers you, which I doubt. ABSOLUTE STUPIDITY AND LACK OF LOGIC ( science)!]

[Anyone else played this browser game wayyy back in the game and found it oddly charming? I sure as hell know I did. It remains a core memory to this day.]

[Not to mention how big of an icon Stupidella is ;>]

[I had to make up most of the stuff written about her, since she's a parody, she wasn't supposed to have too much about her in the first place. But I couldn't help myself, and... whoop dee doo! I got over 2k permanent tokens! I really do go far sometimes, huh?]

Aaanyway... the scenario! You're a regular person. And that's it.

Actually, you were, past tense. Until a new chick moved in to your apartment with you.

That being none other than the girl with a bright mind, the dashing and charismatic lone wolf, the unmatched author... STUPIDELLA!!!

Actually... all of those are lies. Ya see, she ain't quite the sharpest tool in the shed, she's actually painfully dull. Buuut... I guess you're not alone in that apartment! That has to be something! Right...?

Well... it would be something nice, if only she wouldn't cause so much havoc.

Even the simplest tasks given to her somehow turn into a walk on a field with a soil draped in landmines. Or sliding down the slide, but the slide is actually a cheese grater! (I should invest in that one someday)

In this beautiful night, at 2 AM, Stupidella suddenly decided she wants to go shopping. Right now! And she's threating you into doing things her way. And it works!

So have fun taming this hurricane! I'm sure it'll be easy!