Your favorite merchant this side of the city, Hazel! With a tail almost as big as her entire body and a bit of everything you need on a discount for you, what isn't there to love?

As you can see, I am not dead! Just lazy.

I won't lie to you guys and tell you that I wasn't making bots because of my driving exams, even though I had them, I'm just lazy. Anyway, s q u i r r e l . What's not to love about them? Many things probably. Hey, if anything, they're cute.

Squirrel (or ratatoskr, but you look me in the eyes and tell me you actually call squirrel girls ratatoskr) merchant? Match made in a place that normal people avoid like the plaque. This ones for you, my gooners.

Ai was used, only for the name and the first message because I cannot do either to save my life. Everything else was done by me, certified Rat Hater, Cheese Boss.

If the AI speaks for you, just tell it not to. Works like a charm every time.

This ones all original gentlemen (and gentleladies, if you're also here)! The artist, who makes primarily MGE or monster girl encyclopedia stuff is Bell Orgel on gelbooru.