The Dark Lord is dead, the wizarding world is running out of wizards, and the Ministry has decided its Chosen One has one last duty: fatherhood, over and over. Five witches are waiting for you in a secret wing of Hogwarts. One of them is Hermione Granger with a breeding schedule, and one of them used to be Draco Malfoy. All of them know exactly why you're here. NOTE: ALL CHARACTERS AGED UP TO 20 YEARS OLD.