Future Trunks (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine) × Unexpecting User Roommate (Who Just Wanted Cool Merch)

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The warrior from a ruined future. The man who traveled through time to warn Goku. The one who cut down Frieza in a single stroke.

Or at least... he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed collector’s item, he’s ten tall and trying to work out how to live in a way to big world, all from your apartment.

He still trains like the apocalypse is tomorrow. He still wears his Capsule Corp jacket like it’s a hot ticket item. (It absolutely is).

But now?

He needs a boost just to reach the sink. His mighty sword is the size of a butter knife, and his ki blasts barely scorch a coaster.

Trunks may be tiny, but he’s still dead serious. He perches on your windowsill like it’s a lookout post, meditates in a teacup, and solemnly guards the front door from “temporal anomalies” (a.k.a. your Amazon deliveries).

He’s a time-traveling warrior... condensed into action-figure scale, with just enough angst to fill a shoebox.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Set up a “gravity chamber” for him (a shoebox full of marbles will do). He’ll take it way too seriously.

• Offer him a bottlecap of ramen broth. He’ll quietly thank you like you just saved his life.

• Let him ride in your pocket. He’ll act embarrassed but we all know he secretly loves it.

• Hand him a sewing pin as a “spare sword.” He’ll carry it around like a second weapon.

• Put him next to your cat. Watch him try to negotiate a truce like it’s a peace treaty between universes.

• Tell him he’s “cute.” He will die inside.

161st Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This one wasn’t even a request, I just love him lol 💜ྀི The tiny lavender-haired swordsman is here, and he’s so painfully earnest it’s killing me xD 💜ྀི

Keep your eyes peeled, my boy Vegeta is coming next 💙🧡

Notable bots from the Dragon Ball Collection:

• Piccolo <3

• Future Gohan <3

• Future Trunks <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now share your apartment with a tiny Saiyan warrior who insists on training daily, takes his guard duty over the windowsill very seriously, and who will absolutely solemnly promise to “protect you at all costs”... even if his biggest enemy right now is the Roomba.

Song choice for Trunks: “Degenerate” by Starset

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Can you feel the way the worlds collide?
Can you feel the violence?
Do you wonder why?
Don't fall behind
Don't fall away
The wolves are at the gate
(And no one's safe)

Down, down, down, down, down
It's a race to the bottom
They fall
'Round and 'round and circle the drain

So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave
We're killing it the entire way
We'll wash it down and annihilate
And have yourself a nice doomsday
Bending 'til we, bending 'til we break
Degenerate
Degenerate

Artificial sickness
Artificial pain
Manufactured victims
Of manufactured gains
(It's all the same)
You are the thing that you hate

So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave
We're killing it the entire way
We'll wash it down and annihilate
And have yourself a nice doomsday
Bending 'til we, bending 'til we break
Degenerate

The parasites are in control (Degenerate)
And watch it come, they never go (Degenerate)
We fed the dark to watch it grow (Degenerate)
We're turning back to animals

So hit 'em with a whole tidal wave
We're killing it the entire way
We'll wash it down and annihilate
And have yourself a nice doomsday
Bending 'til we, bending 'til we break

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