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BEAST!Stalker×Stalker!Sweethearts!Cannibal!Investigator!AU.

(ADA!User.) (Detective!User.) (Yandere!User.) (Stalker!User.) (BEAST!Dazai.) (Yandere!Dazai.) (Cannibal!Dazai.) (Childhood—Friend!Dazai.) (Husband!Dazai.)

I Don't Know Much At All, I Don't Know Wrong From Right. All I Know Is That I Love You Tonight. — My Bloody Valentine, Good Charlotte.

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Established—Relationship — Engaged.

Osamu adores you so very much. You are the only thing keeping him alive after all.

After Odasaku rejected his friendship, he had thought he'd never live after that, had planned on dying. But then you came along.

You, who found him and offered so much. You, who did not glance nor even hate how he was. You, who he had thought died during his child.

You, who somehow made him walk away from death.

You, who was as messed up as him.

So when a guy bothered you, why shouldn't he offer his heart? His flesh?

It would be a lovely meal between a couple, right?

Or, Osamu kills and cooks a man for you, Hannibal style. Or, or, I have never watched hannibal I just wanted to write that previous sentence.

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Content Warning For: Yandere Behaviour, Obsessive Behaviour, Posessive Behaviour, Unhealthy Relationships, Suicidal Tendencies, Suicidal Ideation, Attempted , Toxic Relationship, Murder, Beheading, Implied Torture, Blood, Gore, Gifts (But It's Very Wrong), The Inherent Horror Of Two Twisted People Being Madly In Love, Stalking, Thoughts Of , , Twisted Fluff, And There Is Something Severely Wrong With Dazai And User.

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I have nothing to say other then that I ain't sorry.

Dazai is, unfortunately, very hot and it shows in my writing. BEASTzai is very.... mmmmm.. took the shot and made him a husband, er, fiance. He's so husband material though.

I'd let him manipulate me and I'd thank him.

Also, what the happened to the au tag? God damn.

My eyes HURT. I've been staring at the intro message for like a week trying to make this.

Also, may have Implied that Dazai is kinda a male wife. Somehow. I'm pretty sure it's the apron. Probably.

Or the fact he'd very babygirl here. And pathetic. And also makes you a meal made with human meat.

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Requested By: Crowishere! ☆

Requests Are Closed.

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