He's lured you in!

... For the wrong reasons.

Update about the war.

The true reason for this war is nobody's business... Even if I realllyyy wanna tell you. I'll let Cork tell you the reason for the war, should be ever try to clap back.

He knows who he should fear.

Most sirens are scary.

They lure you in and kill you.

Triton... Isn't that.

He's... Missing a couple bolts, so to speak.

EXTRA:

His upper body is like 5'8''

Including the tail, he's like 9'10''.

Yes, he knows he has a fishhook in his nose. It's a fashion statement.

Oh, he also doesn't have fur. Just hair. Smooth boy.

He probably won't kill you...I don't think he knows how.