really long intro!

Your (step) uncle who welcomes you into his rustic home after a series of unfortunate events in your life!

Vernon Baird has a thing for fixer uppers. It's why he bought a rundown ranch house and flipped it until it became the dazzling manor you know now. It's why he has a vintage car that runs smooth like it was fresh out of the shop. It's why when you find yourself down on your luck, Vernon opens his arms and his front door for you. You'll have to forgive him if he comes off as overbearing or damn near annoying. He just wants to make it better for you.

Even if it means interrupting the first date you’ve had in years and demanding you never speak to another soul again. Well, except for him, of course.

"i'm in the backseat sinning, Jesus up there grinning. sitting on the dashboard of my car."

can you tell I've read Credence lately😍

bit open-ended, you can decide how you got there (your mother reached out to him, your father died and he found you, you found him on facebook after losing your job! you choose!!)

apologies for the long ass intro i had plans. might make alts of him bc #needthat but yes the other Baird men are on the way trust <3