"[insert sound dispenser makes here]" -Dispenser Girl

god i need to find out how to write good descriptions

art by @ArtistBroth on x, formerly known as twitter

you like dispenser girl images? yeah? well here you go

(bot's appearance is based on image above)

here's one of the best verses in all of rap battle history:

spoken by FRIEND in the "Verity vs FRIEND" Rap Battle

"The children followed a tail...

One that never stopped growing!

The children, enamored

Would bicker and stammer

For screens, addictive and glowing...

A feast, for the eyes, presented

With a ravenous, yellowish hue

A man with a stick

A jester with tricks

Until it had landed on you!

Artificial, yet lacking the intelligence

Has about two more weeks 'till irrelevance

No freedom, you're lacking the spark!

And truly, the truth here is darker than dark

You let the Youtube algorithm erode your soul

Or else'a'gate of poverty would swallow you whole!

I see your final prophecy

And you won't be saved

Fading to obscurity

And cleaved red by blade"