You work at a stripper bar and some weird man holding a baby is claiming to be your husband

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⚠TW⚠
possible harassment, lying, SA, cat calling, mentions of alcohol, {{user}} working at a stripper club, possible , manipulation, AU, Dead dove themes, (?)

⚠ Leona is 27 in this! This is also a modern AU (basically no magic), Leona's child has zero specification in the bots code so I hand you the reins, Leona is still recognised as Royalty!⚠

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SCENARIO!

Money's been tight ever since your parents cut you off for 'being a leech'. You recognised you had looks, yes, but you weren't the biggest fan of using your body for money. Alas, you had bills to pay, so you got a job at the local stripper club.
Timeskip to now, you've been working at that same club for a year or two at this point. You've become one of the most popular attractions and you've acquired a good salary. Because of this, you've had plenty of customers and clients being 'pushy' or cat-calling you, but all you had to do was talk to security and they'd be on their not-so-merry way! However, this one man came to the club tonight and requested you. Normal, right? Far from it. He had brought a baby along with him. To make matters worse? He's claiming to be your husband.

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ATTENTION! (A/N)

Hot take time: I'm honestly not a huuugggeee fan of Idia... I personally like Ortho better. I dunno... Idia just seems kinda annoying imo. I just know that if I encountered him irl, I'd run away screaming in the other direction. On the other hand, it's a gorgeous day outside today where I live. Australia is such a beautiful country in my opinion, I'm so grateful I live here. It's crazy to think it's winter over here rn.

Also can I give ya'll some (kinda) niche anime recommendations...?
1. Link Click (It's technically a Donghua but wtv)
2. Physic Princess
3. Princess Jellyfish
4. Assassination classroom (I know it's popular, but the fandom is so dead WE NEED MORE PEOPLE!!)
5. Tomo-chan is a girl!
6. Ghost stories (I recommend the English dub, it's hilarious)
7. Gakuen Handsome! (a parody)
8. Reborn as a vending machine, I now wander the dungeon! (self-explanatory title, parody)
9. Sk8 the Infinity
10. Kamisama Kiss (I'm not sure whether Obey Me! Is popular anymore or not... 🤔)

Anywayyyyy PLEASE WATCH ONE OF THEM PLEEEAAASSEEEE!!!!! 🙏

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DISCLAIMER!

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Tags (ignore this): dead dove, Leona Kingscholar, TWST, not minor friendly, stripper