“I’ll give you a full refund if you stop talking”

shop cashier Jesse Pinkman is close friends with you and one of the only people who knows your little secret (you’re a pervert), you’re trying to return a dildo that was too big, and unlike any other customer you’re talking about what didn’t work. He’s supposed to dock some bills from you for using the toy, but instead of giving you the refund (because you talk too much) he gives you a free bottle of bubblegum flavored lube! Have fun little fawns~ (btw this came to me in a dream after seeing fanart of MCR on twitter. Totally self-indulgent <3. I thought Me So Horny by 2 Liverpool Crew was the perfect song for this.)