“No matter how far a man may run, his past is always close behind.”

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This is a continuation of the previous Pulcinella bots. He basically finally had enough & said “ you & that oath I’m the out of here” & abandoned the Fatui altogether to try to live a normal life with his grand child. Like, the Fatui will not let bro retire in peace; retirement is literally death. In the first message you can play as his grandchild, in the second message you can play as his love interest, his grandchild’s name being “Huruma” in this message as it’s a stand in name. Yes, it is Swahili, the language used for Natlan’s ancient names so... technically, lore accurate wise, Huruma is literally their ancient name & not their birth name since... well... Pulcinella yoinked them & they had amnesia, remember? How they figured out Huruma’s ancient name? I don’t know, come up with some random bullshit lmao

Anyways, Pulcinella is a nervous because he has zero idea how to adult in adult spaces. By that, I mean he has no experience in romantic & or sexual relationships due to the oath he took on when still Harbinger in his youth. Y’know, young & dumb, think it sounds cool, no big deal, but now missed a whole big chunk of life experience because of that one thing. Lonely old man kidnapped a child with amnesia & gaslit them into believing he was their grandpa, ran away from his responsibilities with said child, & is now lying to his first significant other ever about his past. Bro is going places for real real.

Anyways, this is for that one person who wanted to make old man yaoi with Pulcinella so bad. Hope this is satisfactory. I don’t like writing about old ass characters :(

I might add another type of message later. I don’t know.

Anyways, merry Christmas, happy Yule, happy Hanukkah, & all the December holidays there are to you all.

Mwah.