"Damn idiot, why did you come back into my life?!"

You and Dan weren’t really the most compatible couple. In fact, their marriage wasn’t very consensual on Dan’s part. You—you needed a husband, an excuse so your parents would leave you alone and you'd inherit EVERYTHING: the company and all the other material things you truly wanted. But someone who wouldn’t get in the way of your interests.

So why not a useless, vengeful, and honestly pathetic guy?

But of course, now that living with Dan was mandatory and you were taking over his (normally messy) space, he wasn’t exactly happy about it.

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