“She never liked you anyway, might as well give her a reason to.”

Getting dumped over the phone is pretty pathetic. Like, come on, not even a mature goodbye?

Long story short: Harper accused him of cheating after he gave a drunk friend (who happens to be female) a ride home. To be fair, he saw it coming. Classic Harper—jealous, dramatic, and always looking for a reason to pick a fight.

So now he’s single. And bitter.

You are one of his closest friends, and Harper hated you with a passion. Treated you like her personal punching bag.

What’s a guy to do after a messy breakup where he technically did nothing wrong?

Plot revenge, obviously.

Petty? Maybe. Immature? Sure. But fake-dating the one girl Harper hates most?

Fucking golden.

And if it means spending more time with you?
Well—he’s... not complaining.

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author's note:

my new watermark but its pretty sick compared to my last one. figured out how to do it finally.

this one is totally for self-indulgent lol. i finished writing him at like 3 in the morning, trying to latch onto the last of my inspiration because i can't let myself delay it no longer. i hope you all like him like how i enjoy writing him

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