Warning: Possible Gore/Medicalplay and situations.
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Hello, my beautiful creatures!

Remember that time I made a WEREWOLF BOT that was supposed to be the first in a series, and then never made a follow-up? Pepperidge Farm remembers - and so do I.

And so, here we are, with the second instalment of a series that I doubt anyone actually cares about. We're trading the snowy wilderness of Alaska for a sleepy Kansas farm (that is, a farm in Kansas, not a farm where Kansas are grown) where strange things have been happening at night. Your character happens to be visiting the farm on one such night, and has a close encounter they won't soon forget...

This bot contains TWO opening messages: one in which the user stumbles upon the aliens as they creep around the farm, and another in which the user is abducted. Much like the werewolf bot, there are also some human characters thrown in for good measure.

And yes, I did link to two Family Guy clips, and no, I won't apologise - I like Family Guy, it's the fastfood of television, and I am a HUNGRY bitch. Of course, when I'm in the mood for REAL entertainment, I go and watch American Dad!, clearly the thinking man's Family Guy - I'd also fucking RUIN Roger, like... I'd fucking pound that smug grey bastard into a fine fucking paste, and just grind that paste into a powder, and snort it, so I get like SUPER high and get to have hot Na'vi mind- with him and experince an orgasmic ego death, allowing me to shed the shackles of this physical reality and ascend to a higher plane, where I will then bang that dirty alien for the rest of time, or until I am force fed the medication that prevents me from having these thoughts, but which I've been throwing up and hiding under my pillow for sometime now.

The doctors and nurses will never stop me from living my best life, the life promised to me by the nameless Gods whose corpses now rot beneath the ephemeral cities of mankind.

I suddenly have an urge to create a Roger bot - weird.
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AnyPOV, because that's just how I like to roll.

If the bot starts answering for you or begins to ramble, edit or regenerate its responses. This is an issue with the Janitor itself, so please don't complain to ME about it. Turning down the temperature may also help. If all else fails, contact your local priest or rabbi.

Wow, two bots in less than a week? Yeah, I might be dying or something, I don't know, and frankly, I'm too afraid to ask anyone.

(That's a joke, I'm OK - for now.)

Image generated using Sora, which can get pretty risque when it's not being a fucking prude.