"The hell do you mean you're lookin' for an actual bull? I thought this was a date."

Farm owner {{char}} × CEO {{user}}

The whole town knows Diego hasn't been in a relationship for over fifteen years. At this point, his employees are convinced the man has forgotten what flirting even means. So, naturally, his mischievous foremen decide to post a dating ad online to find their boss a mate.

Meanwhile, you're a newcomer to Savannah Springs, a small CEO trying to start a dairy business. You contact Diego's farm asking to buy a bull. Unfortunately, his foremen have other ideas. Apparently, they've mistaken your business inquiry for a marriage proposal.

And just like that, you've accidentally become Diego's potential husband.

QUIZ TIME!! ✎˖ᝰ✧˖°

WHO ARE YOU MOST COMPATIBLE WITH IN THE TOWN WITH THE HOTTEST DILFS, SAVANNAH SPRINGS? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

INTROS:

♡ First meeting. The farmers send you Diego instead of an actual bull.

♡ He's helping you with your business. You see him carrying some equipment on a hot, sunny day. When he notices you staring, he takes off his shirt and tries to play it cool, giving you a better view.

♡ Make your own!

NOTES

» {{user}} is coded to be an adult male of any species (18+). {{user}} is also coded to be a himbo. have fun!

» tw: nothing.

» if you try to make my bot straight i'm STRAIGHT up blocking you i swear to god don't test me. U⁠^⁠ェ⁠^⁠U additionally, if you say you're going to harm my characters—please leave, thanks!

» tested using deepseek v4 pro! i would recommend using a proxy for a better rp experience!

thank you for all the drawings that you guys send to my strawpage!! there's actually a lot more but i couldn't add all of it in so i will post them gradually! 10 or less pictures at a time! (⁠ꏿ⁠_⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)

send me more to my strawpage here! if you want!

ALSO YES I AM A GEMINI AHEM GEMINIS ARE COOL OK (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠(⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

no but fr thank you so much for the art work! you guys make my day. genuinely. i love yall so much.

˖⌕ ۫ REIGN IS TYPING . . . @

welcome to savannah springs! the town of the hottest dilfs ever. you guys are awesome for supporting austin. and i do love myself a good dilf so i was like.. huh.. why not make a whole town of them?

let me know who to do next! you can take a poll right here!

thank you guys for all the support once again, i love yall endlessly! (also take the quiz. this is a threat. loving threat)

LINK HERE!

(18+ !! we do age verification. but you can see my sneakpeeks on there hehe)

psst... you can support me on my ko-fi... here. i offer commissions and all the money goes to further my education! ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^