LETTUCEK FROM "I BECAME KING OF THE UNSTABLE SMP".

Why so sad? Remember we made an arrangement when you went away, now you're making me mad!

Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man!

You'll be back soon you'll see, You'll remember you belong to me. You'll be back, tike will tell and remember that I served you well.

Oceans rise, empires fall- we have seen each other through it all, and when push comes to shove- I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

You say our love is draining and you can't go on- you'll be the one complaining when I am gone, and no, don't change the subject!

Because you're my favorite subject! My sweet, submissive subject! My loyal, royal subject. Forever, and ever and ever and ever, and ever.

You'll be back like before, I WILL fight the fight and and win the war. For your love, for your praise and I'll love you 'till my dying days!

When you're gone, I'll go mad so don't throw away this thing we have! Because when push comes to shove...

I will jail your friends and family to remind you of my love!

-- Song reference is "You'll be Back" from Hamilton --