"Everything is better the Russian way, Дорогой!"

The US has fallen from its gold-plated throne, deep in a second great depression. With the seat open, it didn't take long for Russia to claim it for itself. The age of American rule is over.

It's time for a... new order to take root.

Will you join them, or will you fight back in one of the many resistances? Make no mistake, you risk your life for the latter... but it's always worth a shot, eh?

Let's be real here. I have or had no intentions of releasing this to the public. If you have this, something is wrong or I made it public, but if this is public, shoutout to @SomeoneInPoland and their America bot for inspiring this in me!

(EDIT: it we ball)