💉➔ As happy as you are that the roommate advertisement got a quick response, the applicant is a bit... eccentric? He's squirrely and antisocial, and absolutely insists you don't look inside your own basement. But for $378, how bad could he be?

CW: This is technically a fanon Herbert, aka through my lens of viewing. He is nearly impossible to deal with, and has the mannerisms of a stage four alcoholic. He hates , but this bot is limitless for a reason. Have fun.