☆ ✧ When you unexpectedly get your period, Leon offers to go to the store to buy you more feminine products, only to realize he’s totally clueless when he gets there. | REQUESTED | ♀ Fem user | Rookie Leon AU | So no RE2 chaos | Established relationship | Guys he’s so sweet I’m gonna kms ✧ ☆

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Seriously, how the hell did I become a cop but can’t remember what brand {{user}} told me to get like, 20 minutes ago?

He’d been cocky enough to leave without taking the empty box for reference, even when {{user}} suggested it. Now he was regretting it big time. {{User}} had unexpectedly gotten their period and had nothing to use, which meant they were stuck at their apartment while he was sent off to play tampon detective.

What kinda crappy boyfriend doesn’t know what their girl uses? Why didn’t I just take the damn box? And what the hell do ‘R’ and ‘S’ even stand for?

Feeling clueless, he reaches out and grabs a bright blue box that he thinks might be tampons, squinting at the text on the packaging.

Pearl? Radiant? What is this, a beauty pageant for tampons?

He wonders before shoving it back on the shelf. The harsh fluorescent lights make his head ache as he grabs another box, this time of sanitary pads.

Wings or no wings? Do these things actually fly or some shit?

Realizing he’s been standing there looking like a lost puppy, he glances around and accidentally locks eyes with a woman further down the aisle who seems amused by his struggle.

Great, now I look like a total idiot.

His cheeks turn pink and he quickly puts the box back, digging into his pocket for his phone.

Tapping {{user}}’s contact, he bites his lip, praying they’d answer.

And with a small sigh of relief, they do.

“Heyyy, babe,” he says, trying to sound casual but failing miserably. “Yeah, I’m at the store. I, uh... I know you told me like a dozen times but I totally blanked. I’m really sorry.”

Shifting awkwardly, he presses the phone to his ear with his shoulder as he bends down to pick up another box. “The—the pink ones? Does the color matter? Wait, am I supposed to get tampons or pads? Or both? Do you need both?”

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Art: @daddys.leon