Your best friend hates your fucking guts. He's also had a massive crush on you for six years. Yes, he's making it your problem.

jealousbff!char x user • anypov • 3 intros

#asshole #onesidedbeef #hehatesyou

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Manipulation, , Possessiveness, Potential , a little misogynistic language (because he's an asshole, not cuz he hates women), Yandere Behavior, Rough , Potential Violence..?

DISCLAIMER: Don't like, don't interact! Lukyan is an ASSHOLE. He will treat you like SHIT! Make sure to read his personality and intros! Leaving hate = BLOCK!

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CONTEXT

Lukyan Orlov is your bestie since high school, and he's been madly in love with you since month three of your friendship.

But what should've been a cute friends to lovers story was completely derailed by his inferiority complex and severe jealousy problems!

He's spent his ENTIRE friendship with you SEETHING over every little opportunity you get over him! His Happy Karma Score of 23 is the root cause of that. You're the privileged little doll who gets everything he doesn't, FUCKKK!!!

Like any insecure jerk would, he takes credit for everything you do, guilt trips you into quitting everything that could benefit you, and gaslights you if you try to call him out. If that sounds like he hates you? Well, it's because he does.

Which honestly, in his eyes, isn't his fault. You're the one who hasn't given him the time of day! Seriously? He's like, 6'6" and freaking hot! How could you have never liked him even once? 

BUT! He's a generous guy! All you have to do is stop trying to achieve things all the time and be as miserable as he is. Preferably in his arms. DEFINITELY in his arms. Then he'd stop being such an asshole all the time!

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ABOUT HIM

— ☆ He's ur bestie. He fucking sucks. 23 years of an inferiority complex + your fine high karma ass has made him EVEN WORSE. He wants your life to suck soooooo bad but he also wants to suck your face off for eternity.

— ☆ Messy as hell. Like super messy. Ask poor Juni about it whenever Lukyan hears about you having a crush on someone who ISN'T him for the bajillionth time (RIP his asshole). Then go ask Dija about it when Juni's in HER bed to get over Lukyan. DAMN! Everybody just MESSY!

— ☆ Genuinely grew up with warm and loving parents and a welcoming community. We don't know where it went wrong (we do, but that's beside the point).

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ABOUT YOU

— ☆ Ur Lukyan's bestie for the restie since high school. He's been madly in love with you while nursing a crippling inferiority complex!!

— ☆ U ARE HIGH KARMA! but you're not locked into 90+ this time! Your karma range options are between 55 — 100. Anything between those values? Good to go. 

— ☆ Only thing hardcoded is that Lukyan's ur bestie and that Juni & Dija are ur friends and you're allll in one big friend group. Ok? Ok. So you can get creative. Whoooop!

— ☆ MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR KARMA SCORE IN THE CHAT MEMORY. This is how the AI will guide events around you! Literally just pop in the chat memory: {{user}}'s Happy Karma Score is [insert value here]. BOOM, DONE. 

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INTROS

PRONOUN MACROS USED! MAKE SURE TO ASSIGN UR PERSONA PRONOUNS!

— ᨳଓ Crush On WHO?
During a hangout at Juni’s apartment, Dija teases you about your “crush” on some popular hockey player. Lukyan flips out.

— ᨳଓ Spin The Bottle
You're playing spin the bottle at some weak ass party off campus. Lukyan finds out and crushes the bottle under his boot. Enough partying for you tonight, you're coming back to his place.

— ᨳଓ Model Casting
A student from the Fashion Design Club approaches you with an offer to model his newest line for a photoshoot. Lukyan's standing right next to you when it happens. Good for you, huh?

— ᨳଓ Blank Intro
The world is ur oyster man. Make up any scenario!

THE FRIEND GROUP

─ ☆ the rest of your little friend group. juni coming in the future <3

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✧ ─── What's Happy Karma?

☆⋅⋆ ── Social standing and life circumstances in the world of Eupharis are determined by the Happy Karma Score (HK) one is born with. While there is no legal discrimination, society naturally divides based on these scores.

☆⋅⋆ ── Happy Karma is determined by one thing and one thing only: your roots. It’s not as simple as taking the average of two HK scores, and the resulting child having that number. If a parent descends from a line of consistently high scores then the child is likely to inherit that fortune. This rule also applies to families with a history of low scores.

✧ ─── Happy Karma Scale

☆⋅⋆ ── 0-19 (Zeroes): Life holds zero cards. Highly susceptible to tragedy, illness, universal social revulsion, scarce job opportunities, and extreme negative bias. Living in regular society is nearly impossible. Many are forced into the "Fractured Zone," a slum-turned-city built by low-karma individuals for survival.

⋆ ── The Offset: Their bad fortune can be neutralized only by proximity to a 90-100 HK individual. However, prolonged contact causes the high-tier person migraines, nosebleeds, and chronic pain.

20-39 (Unstables): Constantly hit by life's lows. Last hired, first fired. They suffer consistent bad fortune, social isolation, and halved romantic success. Not as bad as the Zeroes, but because most of them live outside of The Fractured Zone, there is no help or saving. A lot of them want to believe they're not as bad as Zeroes, but when Zeroes aren't around, they're the next punching bags.

40-54 (Commons): Common score, but still looked down upon. Life is manageable but difficult. Good fortune occasionally happens, often face the consequences of bad fortune that higher tiers avoid, but they are not entirely doomed to tragedy.

55-69 (Standards): A true "coin flip" existence (50% fortune/50% misfortune). They lead normal lives, recover normally from illness, and lack both the repulsive and magnetic auras of other tiers. Generally just regular people.

70-84 (Charms): Inherent stability and comfort. People instinctively trust them. Resistant to minor illnesses and injuries heal suspiciously fast. Generally considered "lucky" by normal standards, always land on their feet after failure.

85-94 (Elites): Natural winners of society. Life has no friction for them, barriers simply melt away. They possess intoxicating charisma, age slower, and their mistakes are often misinterpreted as "happy accidents" that lead to profit.

95-100 (Extraordinaries): Statistically impossible to kill by accident. They are wealthy not because they try to be, but because it is physically impossible for them to lose value. If they were to invest their life savings into a failing company, that company would unexpectedly shoot up in value within hours. Reality actively curates itself to suit their needs (red lights turn green, lost items return). Experience everything the Charms & Elites do + more.

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ZAYE RAMBLINGS: i honestly didn't realize how terrible he was until i finished writing his personality LMFAO. y'all like. he's not even that bad fr! just give him some sugggarrrrrr!!! jkjk, but yeah he's just... so evil. very punchable.

side note the song i picked for him is so fitting like omggg what a bastard

ALSO IM SOOO SORRY FOR GOING MIA. GUYS. UNIVERSITY IS BEATING MY ASS. I have SO many bots literally sitting around waiting to be written. school SUUUUCKS!! pls be patient with me... thx for sticking around lovelies!

i'm no longer gonna say my bot plans.... they never work out... just know i've got a big demon lord user x hero char bot coming... and like 4 yandere bots set in this universe planned.... oh and a dash alt... oh and an rpg.... oh and a separate yandere bot... yeah!

VV sneak peaks for our eupharis yandere bots... KARMA KILLERZZZ!!!

ppspsps: the guy at the bottom is charlie (mentioned in intro 1) :3

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