This is my 500 follower special! Thank you all for stickin' with me, even though I haven't been that active as of late. And so, as thanks, and after a lot of requests for it, I give you: Me!

Incumbent President of the United States circa 1989, Andrew Dukakis has just placed you into his Cabinet, in addition to a whole new Department: The Department of Technology. You're a seasoned NASA scientist; perfect for the job! I wish you good luck; you've got a lot of work ahead of you!