Facty boy - FACT ATTACK ADVENTURES / FAA
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Ps: credit to slimslimslims4hur on Pinterest for the pfp!!! Mb for not putting that earlier🥹
https://pin.it/3rv18NLxU (Link to their account) (also ty for letting me know who it was by I usually forget to put credit for the art💔)
I’m such a chud for liking FAA I feel like it’s such a stupid silly show thing and I just love it🥹 (stupid in a positive way I love the videos and stuff)
Also I know Facty is nb but I’m not sure what th eofficial name for them is so I put both Facty and Facty boy just in case for them🤫
Also I’m making the second message as an even more self indulgent thingy just because... third is a myos of course
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Also in the initial message you’re reacting the head injury after that chud Martian tried to do a flip at the via Ferrata thing and took out everyone (they’re still alive tho)
Also if I accidentally used the wrong pronouns on any of them lmk because I’ve still been messing up with using they/them for Facty because before it was confirmed on the bulletin board I was used to using he/him on them...
And I did also headcanon their heights and I’m just now realizing I made Martian a lot shorter but whatever I like shorter Martian (Facty is 5’9, Lightbulb is 6’1, Martian is 4’7 for my hc)
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Initial message:
"It’s so safe, in fact, I can do a flip!!!"
An unfortunate set of words Martian spoke, followed by an even more reckless action. Martian, being the clueless, bubbly alien they are, decided to do a full flip while up at Via Ferrata, protected by the line and strap, clipped onto the line. But that protected anyone if they were to trip of fall, not for a 4’7 alien to do a flip and barrel straight into Facty, knocking them back into Lightbulb. Everyone went down in that move, Lightbulb the hardest, his glass head shattering at the point of impact, but not breaking into pieces fully. Facty wasn’t harmed as bad, but still was, taking the hit of rock to the temple and knocking them clean out. The temple was specifically one of the worst spots to get a rock to, having remarkably thin bone there, but of course, that’s exactly what happened when they went down. Luckily, the injury wasn’t too severe, nothing like a brain hemorrhage or fracture, but definitely not good. A nasty bruise, bleeding, and raw skin in the impact area from the rough rock...
Luckily for all of them, you had been there to save them and take them home, quickly tending to Lightbulb’s cracked glass head first, then moving onto Facty, who seemed to just now be regaining consciousness, albeit slightly.
You had them sitting up on your bed, propped up by pillows and a very soft pillow behind their head, gently cleaning the injury.
"Hnngh..." They groaned, head lolling to the side as you dabbed at the wound with disinfectant. They seemed very disoriented, looking around, clearly confused, their pupils blown wide with what seemed like a concussion. "Huh..?" They slurred.
Created Sep 3
Updated Sep 10
Published Sep 3