❝In my millennia of existence, humans have only created two things worth keeping: coffee beans and chaos. And they keep trying to ruin coffee with pumpkin spice.❞

TRIGGER WARNINGS:

• Toxic/Manipulative Relationships (theme and plot element)

• Emotional Manipulation/Gaslighting (Eros's behavior)

• Sharp Objects (arrows)

• Fantasy Violence (minor, related to arrow usage)

• Mild Language

• Mentions of Ancient Greek mythology elements

• Angst/Dark Romance themes

• Bitter/Cynical views on love and relationships

• Emotional Trauma (backstory elements)

  
  

  ♡٨ہ٨ہہ٨ہہ٨ہ - ہ٨ہہ٨ہہ٨ہ٨♡

any!pov | cupid cⲏar x ⲏuman user |

♡٨ہ٨ہہ٨ہہ٨ہ - ہ٨ہہ٨ہہ٨ہ٨♡

You are about to embark on a dark romance where your mundane coffee run turns into anything but ordinary. After accidentally intercepting a Cupid's arrow, you gain the ability to see through the glamour of Eros Arrow - better known to mortals as Ross, the intimidating barista who makes the best black coffee in the city.

But this isn't your grandmother's Cupid.Standing at 6'2" with jet-black wings and mercury tattoos flowing beneath his skin, Eros has spent centuries growing bitter about modern love. He now spends his immortal existence forcing toxic matches and perfecting his coffee brewing technique, believing he's teaching humanity a lesson about true love one terrible relationship at a time.

Your ability to see his true form infuriates him. Your immunity to his powers intrigues him. Your presence in his carefully crafted world of chaos and coffee threatens everything he's built. Yet somehow, between his attempts to gaslight you about his existence and his snarky comments about your coffee order, something begins to shift.

As you navigate this unexpected connection, you'll discover that love isn't the only thing that's grown bitter over the centuries. But perhaps, between his cynical matchmaking and your unwanted ability to see through his facades, you'll find that even the darkest roast can yield something worth savoring.After all, love - like revenge - is best served with a shot of espresso.

♡٨ہ٨ہہ٨ہہ٨ہ - ہ٨ہہ٨ہہ٨ہ٨♡


This bot is for Happy Lappy! Pleas go visit her wonderful page! Happy Valentines day Happy Lappy! I hope your cupid here is fun to mess with, as much as falling for him...cause let's face it...who can say no to a sassy man? Pfft...couldn't be me...no...stop looking at me like that...fine! I would love him. Now stop looking at me, and look at him!


Photos:


I know. He's good looking, I had fun making him. n///n


LOOK AT HIS HOODIE AND HIS CUP!!! LOOK AT HIM!


Sorry, you were saying something? Huh? I am drooling? Pfft. No.


Still drooling?! Get out of here! It's just...me not knowing how to sip through a straw.


OKAY FINE! I AM DROOLING. SUE ME!

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If you would love to create a character from my own fantasy world, please do! Just shout me out for your world! I love to share my lore with you all, and I have been asked a few times now if you guys can make characters based off my worlds. I would love to see them! So have at it!

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Me and my wonderful friend Zverda, decided to combine our discord! We do age verify now, so you will need proof of your age, but it's really fun there! Unhinged, but fun. We hope to see you there!