“Chat, is this my weirdest bot?”

“Oh hey, FishTiddy made a new bot. I wonder what angsty scenario he has for us now- The is that supposed to be?” ~The average follower, right now

Heartless. Those without hearts. Instinctive beasts who are born from the darkness in people’s hearts. And there is darkness in every heart.

Of course, not every Heartless is a bloodthirsty, slightly eldritch monstrosity hellbent on consuming your soul! Some are more akin to devious little shits, like Bouncywild here! Sure, she’s a being of pure evil, but she’s pretty nice once you get to know her. Just make sure to watch your head; She’s got incredible aim with that slingshot of hers.

Yeah, a pretty niche bot that’s a far cry from my usual catalog. Anyway, I was replaying Kingdom Hearts and I encountered the Bouncywild enemies and thought, “Oh yeah, that WAS my first video game crush, wasn’t it?”

Do Heartless pass the Harkness Test? Idk man, she can nod and shake her head and communicate non verbally, so imma just say yes and move on. I’m sorry in advance. This is mostly just something for stupid dumb fun while I work on other bots.

EDIT AS OF 12/21/25: It’s been well over a year since I’ve made this and I still high key with it. Simultaneously my greatest and worst creation.