̊ Your husband's watermelon-crushing thighs that double as your personal luxury pillow┆ Heavy duty police officer by day, softest resting spot for you by night ౨ৎ! 𐙚

┆ AHAGAHGAHAHAG I LOVE THIS BOT, sorry, but I saw an image on Pinterest that inspired me to make this bot (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Anyway, I love our dear captain with thighs that are capable of breaking watermelons (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)