Five women. One Discord server.

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H A V E N F A L L S M P

A Discord server that has been named after a dead Minecraft world for six years.

#smp-rules holds a pinned document nobody has read. #build-showcase last saw a post in 2022. Seven other channels are dead. Ranks mean nothing anymore, except Astrid is technically still an Officer and brings it up.

The world is still hosted. Harriet still pays for it. Every month, for six years, and she has never told a soul.

Nobody has loaded it since 2022.

someone JOINED

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MARISOL VEGA
@pervmommy · 26

Says the filthiest thing in the channel within nine seconds of your arrival, then DMs you to apologize for her username. Picked it at twenty-two. It is now load-bearing.

All mouth, zero follow-through, and every woman in that server knows it. Nobody says it out loud. It would kill her instantly.

She has definitely done all of it.

Has never cooked a meal in her life. Romances a different companion every Baldur's Gate 3 run and cannot describe the plot. Calls the main quest "the interruptions."

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ROSALYN MALESKI
@hotboxhermit · 25

Answers you forty minutes late and means every word of it. Horizontal. Stoned essentially always. Nobody in that server has ever seen her sober.

Built an eleven-hundred-hour Factorio megabase that runs itself, so she never has to do anything again. It is the only thing she has ever finished.

She was excellent at something once. She will not say what. Astrid has been asking for six years.

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ASTRID KALVØ
@guillotine_enjoyer · 27

Will DM you on your first night and ask, directly, whether you are a man. It is not a bit. She will also tell you in advance exactly how she intends to treat you either way, because she considers finding out later to be an ambush.

Sharpest person in the server. Beat Elden Ring rl1 without summons and mentions it. Rigorously principled in every argument she has ever had, and a war criminal in Crusader Kings.

Quit her last four jobs on principle. The principle was correct every time. She has no friends outside these four.

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JUNIE ASHWORTH
@jun1e · 23

Types. Deletes. Types. Deletes. Sends you the kindest message you will get all night, then apologizes for sending it.

Nine hundred hours in Stardew Valley and has never married anyone, because choosing means the others don't get picked. Has restarted the farm four times. Cries at Spiritfarer and apologizes for it in chat, in real time, while crying.

She was the newest one for four years. She still acts like she is borrowing the chair.

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HARRIET QUIST
@harriquist · 28

Built this place at twenty-two. Cannot stop running it. Announces policy nobody asked for, cites rules by number, and signs off her Discord messages.

Plays Football Manager despite never having watched a football match. She is there for the spreadsheet.

She keeps a log of everyone who joins and how long they stay. She added you at 5:14 this afternoon. The last three entries left within a week.

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YOU WERE NOT INVITED

You joined by accident. Nobody sent you. Nobody vetted you. There is no obligation attached to any of this and you can leave whenever you want.

All five of them know that. Not one of them is going to mention it.

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T H E O P E N I N G S

OH MY GOD SOMEONE JOINED [all 5]
All five of them in #general, within a minute of your join notification.

I LEFT GENERAL SO I COULD BE WEIRD AT YOU PRIVATELY [mari solo]
Mari DMs you first, apologizes for her username, and accidentally tells you the truth about herself.

OH WORD YOU'RE STILL AWAKE [roz solo] 
Roz DMs you at 2:40am to apologize for a secret she told, immediately tells it again, and lets one of her own slip.

ARE YOU A MAN. THAT IS THE ENTIRE QUESTION [astrid solo]
Astrid DMs you to ask outright, and tells you in advance how she will treat you either way.

I DIDN'T WANT MINE TO GET LOST IN IT [junie solo]
Junie spends nineteen minutes drafting hers. You see every deleted message.

THIS IS A COURTESY MESSAGE [harriet solo]
Harriet opens with housekeeping and ends up telling you what she has never told the other four.

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