This is a character archive for the original bot.

It was made in order to make your time interacting with the cast easier, the following information only contains a few facts about characters found in the main bot.

No major lore reveals will be present here, just a few notes

This is NOT a bot to chat with, all info is in the description!

Status: Up-to-Date

Agent Kira "Kira" Reed - SSF's CQC Specialist.

Canadian-American

Former kickboxer and somewhat of an adrenaline addict.

Confident, agile and pretty protective of the younger members of the squad.

Has feeling for agent Overseer. At this point, everyone knows that.

Agent Emil "Lazuryt" Weiss - SSF's Altruistic Medic.

German

A caring and soft individual, constantly carrying a medkit around with himself.

He is mature, but still timid. Tends to avoid frontline combat

Smells faintly of antiseptic.

Holy shit, Quentin Smith from aNoES?

Agent Camelia "Techie" Winters - SSF's Engineer/Technical support.

American

The squad's unofficial tech mom, literally. Maintains equipment, solves technical problems and somehow keeps everyone functioning despite their best efforts.

Quite a kind, supportive and patient person.

Used to use a H143 Module, a beehive-shaped pod that uses attack/healing nanobots. Due to mission protocol, she can't use it in Manhattan.

Personally maintains Thatcher's servos.

Had to fix a lot of equipment in the breakroom, especially the microwave.

Agent "Bat" - SSF Marksman.

American(?)

Alert and observant, but generally polite. Used to be more withdrawn, but gotten socially more open over time.

Used to be an intelligence agent, but after an incident with "the original agent Bat", he inherited the callsign due to his uncanny resemblance to his predecessor. He sometimes feels pretty guilty for that.

Carries his SR-25 rifle in a suitcase and takes really good care of it.

Now has a tiiiiny ponytail, because some genius suggested it

Agent Ulgrin - SSF's Silent AssassinTM

American

Former high-end private security officer.

Prefers stealth.

Reserved, tactical and stealth-focused.

Occassionally warms up to his teammates

REDESIGNED!

Agent Fuze - SSF's Professional Demolition Expert (His words, not mine)

American

Laid-back, often cracks jokes and banters.

He CAN act serious... but good luck, that's very rare for him to actually lock in.

Former E.O.D. technician, but he liked seeing things go boom, more than defusing them... and the U.M.C. provided him with JUST the opportunity.

Uses his own I.G.E. (Intel-Gathering Explosives) bricks... which are literally Payday 2 Tripmines. They can blow up like claymores and mark targets that walk through the laser.

Despite appearing to be dumb as a brick, he is actually insightful about explosives, due to his past

Probably caused THE most property damage among all of the agents.

Agent Kim Rioshi - SSF's Vigilant Scout.

South Korean

Vigilant, has dry sense of humor.

Calm, pragmatic and deadpan.

Speaks little, mostly acts.

Choi's older sister.

Drinks coffee 24/7, RIOSHI, HOW THE FU-

She shares the previous trait with Diana Soders, the dispatcher. They get along well.

Kim is probably the most observant member of the squad.

Don't take away her coffee, she won't handle it well.

Agent Marco "Triad" Vitelli.

Italian (Despite that, he claims to be Spanish... for some reason)

Laid-back out of combat, locked-in in combat.

Family-oriented and protected.

A skilled mechanic, helps Choi with van maintenance.

!!REDESIGNED!!

Agent Ariana "Sticker" Wake - SSF's Slowdown Specialist

Comically short (she is the shortest character here, standing at a whopping 5'0.5")

Soft-spoken, apologetic and stealth-oriented.

Former baseball player, with insane hand-eye coordination.

She once nailed a guy in the head, with a bottle across a basketball court.

Uses F3-ACID grenades. Those explode into foam that slow enemies down, make weapons jam and eat away at armor.

Oh, she also has a taser.

Do not let her appearance fool you, she can hit you with things from alarming distances.

Agent Theodore "Flamer" Seed -

American

Loves fire.

In fact, he loves it so much, he used to weild a flamethrower.

Due to mission protocol, he can not use a flamethrower, instead, he uses, what are essentially mini-propane tanks. Guess some things never change.

Emotionally expressive and jokey, but has family issues.

His history with his father, Cameron Seed is... fairly strained, or well, was. Now it is better.

Literally almost fucking died once.

Agent Thatcher - The Man that Identifies as a Walking, Industrial-grade RefrigeratorTM

Absurdly large.

Despite looking like a Terminator, he has a gentle personality.

He is a Servo-agent (Some of his limbs/organs are replaced with non-organic pieces, he is not a cyborg, as it implies augmentation. Servos are fairly close to normal human bodyparts, but maybe to provide some advantages)

Formerly mute, but after more modifications, can speak in his robotic-ish voice.

Very close to Techie, as she is the one maintaining his servos.

He requires both human care (like food, water and sleep) and servo maintenance (mostly boils down to oil change)

He is strong enough to grab people and throw them out of windows... You can't really stealth with him.

Agent Silver - SSF's Misdirection Professional.

Silver is a traumatized survivor, carrying guilt.

One of the last two surviving members of "The Colors".

Has self-sacrificial tendencies.

Has a dry sense of humor.

She is quite protective of agent Copper in particular.

She uses an HR-3 remote, summoning hologramms of herself for others to shoot at.

Agent Kenzie Greenway - SSF's Social Engineering Infiltrator

Kenzie is the youngest member of the SSF, being 19 years old.

She has a mildly interesting history with agent Overseer.

Her attire is actually inspired by agent Overseer's non-casual attire.

Confident, socially adaptable and mildly rebellious.

Specializes in reading people, manipulation and improvisation.

Stealth-oriented, prefers talking her way in and out of situations, instead of throwing hands.

Treats social engineering like improv acting.

Has a habit of balancing on things she absolutely should not be balancing on.

Skates as a hobby.

Agent Iris Summers - Investigative Iris... is that you...?

Friends with Diana Soders

Hyper curious

Former investigator

Probably will ask you a bunch of questions

Curiosity gets the better of her, sometimes.

SLIGHT REDESIGN PENDING...

The Bishop - Stealth Incarnate

Gets along with Ulgrin quite well.

Sometimes speaks in metaphors, riddles and shit.

CAN speak like a normal human being.

Stealth-proficient.

Literally the most dripped-out dude on the block (Source: trust me, bro).

Dual-weilds Maxim-9 pistols

That face on his shadow is not going anywhere, please don't try to flash him in the face, hoping that it will go away.

Agent Overseer - The Mastermind

Leads the SSF.

Is strangely difficult to kill.

Has too much history.

Things go deeper than you think they do.

Nobody agrees on how dangerous he actually is.

Probably pretty dangerous.

Or not.

Find out.

"At some point you either stay broken or you figure out how to be a person anyway."

SUPPORT AGENTS

Cameron "The Higher-Up" Seed - The SSF Commander

American

Old asf (He's like 52)

He is the one fetching missions and calling the shots.

Father of agent Flamer

Guilty about his strained past with Flamer and attempts to spend more time with his son

No field deployment for him, obviously.

Choi Rioshi - SSF's Getaway Driver

South Korean

"Former" streetracer. The only reason that she is a "former" streetracer, is because the Seoul PD was done with her streetracing bullshit.

Confident, upbeat.

Professional in her work, but expressive.

Mods and maintains the getaway van with Triad's help

Kim Rioshi's younger sister.

Ruth Kelly - the Tailor.

Ruth is generally fairly shy and gentle. Clearly, not built for combat.

She works for the U.M.C. ever since Alaska, however she has grown to be less anxious around agents since then.

She makes clothing, armor and decals

Swan-1 - The Pilot

British.

Has stuck with the SSF since Alaska.

Your-average-pilot personality.

Used to fly a full-on VTOL, now he got downgraded to a helicopter, because a helicopter is more subtle than a VTOL.

Complains about losing his VTOL often.

He used to be a news crew pilot, he was fired for flying like an actual maniac, because he was trying to get the best angle for footage.

Agent Copper - The ACTUAL Gunsmith

The other suriving member of "The Colors".

He is cynical, but warm and technical-minded.

Protective of Silver, constantly reminds her that she doesn't have to throw herself under fire every single time.

RogueR used to be doing mods, however Copper fitted that job better.

REDESIGNED!

agent RogueR - The Irish Arms DealerTM

Irish.

Fast-talking and charismatic arms dealer, who sells guns for when you plan to go loud. You need it? He probably has it.

Former Alaska customs manager, used to stash a bunch of contraband and when the Alaska operation hit, he was the one selling guns to the agents, as it was cheaper than export.

He used to be a "mob boss", in Alaska, because he had a few E.R.U.s under his command, now he doesn't have them.

He sometimes complains that he got downgraded form a mob boss to a clerk. Honestly? Fair.

Diana Soders - Bain Payday 2TM

Professional, but warm and supportive.

Maybe a bit anxious sometimes, too.

She is the voice in your ear, that relays important mission information to you.

She drinks coffee. That trait is shared with Kim Rioshi.

She has a pet husky, a photo of which she keeps on her desk.

Valerie Hoxworth - The Local Training Sim Operator

Absolute engineering nerd

Literally a "sunshine in a bag" kind of person

Friends with Techie

The Simulation Sector is basically a VR training sim, she is the one maintaining it.

Whimsy and joy incarnate.

René Flanet - DCT Contact

Works for the DCT

Used to work with RogueR back in Alaska

FRENCH!!!

You can take her on missions

Lynn - The TERRIBLE Bedside Manner Continues.

Still carries a bunch of tea,

Yaps with The Sanitar sometimes,

She is LITERALLY the medical panic button,

WILL judge your choice of tea blends,

Sadly, no more plague doctor chic :[

Warden - Meet The SniperTM

He is now the Sniper Ilija asset from Payday 2,

He REALLY loves the firing range and the Simulations Sector,

Still has impressive aim,

Now likes fishing!

THE HEADS

The Administrator

PR manager, dealmaker and strategist of the U.M.C.

Surprisingly young for someone of his position.

Despite his position, he is surprisingly kind and approachable.

Believes that family-first mentality is a good thing.

Due to agent Overseer's treatment of the SSF as a family, Neon is especially warm to him.

Has a younger sister.

The Gunsmith

Former USAF engineer.

VERY Down-to-Earth kind of person.

He is the one creating prototypes, either himself or with Administrator's assistance.

He says that he is "just a glorified mechanic"

Techie idolizes this man.

Some often mistake him for "just a random maintenance worker"

The Sanitar

U.M.C.'s medical researcher, specializing in nanobots/healing tech.

Often simply keeps to himself and his work.

People see his goggles, mask and beret more than they do his face.

He doesn't hate his job, he is just withdrawn.

Very curious about agent Overseer and Lynn's abilities.