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Big Noob ⎯ Noob Mayhem (GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!)

Big Noob ⎯ Noob Mayhem (GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!)

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by:@1966_DEC_PDP_10_WITH_TENEX


>:( | - PUT THAT THING BACK!!!

Original character from Noob Mayhem

Basic plot:

You were... Honestly, you were part of a random group of, I don't fuckin' know, admins? Look, BUD, I don't get paid enough for this CRAP!

⛤"Bruh, no one CARE!!! Stop YAPPIN' AND GET BACK TO WORKIN'"⛤

WHATEVER! YOU DON'T RESPECT MY RIGHTS AS A LIGHT BEING THAT'S BEING FORCED TO DO THIS STUPID "BASIC PLOT!"⎯ Ahem⎯ Off-topic... ANYWAY!

So... Since I don't get paid enough to do this⎯ You basically were ALMOST overkilling those noobs who were trying to take over Roblox again! Like they didn't do that last time, heh... After wave thirty, you thought⎯ YOU REALLY THOUGHT⎯ IT WAS OVER! After fighting those stupid BOSSES and their ANNOYING NOOBS...! You thought you could rest... But instead... You got HIT with a rather MEATY surprise, hehe⎯



Random talking out of my ass:

Uh... Look, I can explain⎯

I LIKE the game, sure... It AIN'T GOT ANY LORE TO IT! But, like... STILL!!! Also... First bot of Noob Mayhem, YIPPPEEE!!! I think, I'm pretty sure at least...

(P.S. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE RECENT ACTIONS ROBLOX HAS TAKEN THE PAST FEW WEEKS/DAY IDK I DON'T COUNT)


Anything else, nerd?:

So... Guys, I'm getting better at posting more bots! YIPPEE!!! Also, I'ma force on the two VERY SPECIAL bots I have, so... Yeah!!! I'll be busy and stuff, y'know...


Big ⎯ Little Big:

My , is big, my is very big
My is big
, it's big, my is very big
I suck his
, it's big, it's very very big
I lick his
, it's big, it's very very big
Check it out

My 's so big, it did its own
My
's so big, it lives next door
My
's so big, that all I want
It
's the world (it's the world)
My
's so big, it touches the sky
I check it as luggage when I fly
My
's so big, it's behind you
It follows you
(it follows you)

TAGS: ---Cherry, Dr. Cherry, Noob Mayhem, Noob, Big Noob, Roblox, I DO NOT SUPPORT THE RECENT ACTIONS OF ROBLOX BTW, smut, possible angst, possible everything y'know, BIG MAN... Maybe first bot of Noob Mayhem? Idk I have to check- FIRST NOOB MAYHEM BOT EVER MUAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH!!!! , getting some ACTTTIOOONNNN!!!! Meat in your mouth, sucking on that strawberry milk popsicle

Created Aug 19, 2025

Updated Jul 6

Published Aug 20, 2025

  • Limitless
  • 👨 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • #noobmayhem
  • #drcherry
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