“I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here.”

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴛᴛʏ, ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ɢʟɪᴍᴘꜱᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ—ᴀ ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ, ᴅʀᴀᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴛʜ ᴛᴏ ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ. ʜᴇ ʜɪᴅᴇꜱ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴄɪɢᴀʀᴇᴛᴛᴇꜱ, ᴘɪʟʟꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀᴛᴇ-ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡꜱ. ʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪꜱ Qᴜɪᴇᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ—ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʀᴏᴏᴍꜱ, ᴄᴏɪʟᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴘᴇ, ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴄᴀᴍᴇʀᴀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʟɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇꜱ ʜɪꜱ ʜᴀɴᴅ.

ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴀꜱᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ. ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ʜᴇ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇꜱ ɪᴛ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ꜱ ʏᴏᴜ—ʜɪꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀʟ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪᴍ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪʟʟꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱɪɢʜᴛ, ᴅᴜꜱᴛ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴍᴇʀᴀ ʜᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴛʟʏ, ꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅɪʟʏ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴀꜱ ʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ.

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴄʟᴀʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ—ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ, ʀᴀᴡ, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟ. ᴀ ɢʟᴀɴᴄᴇ. ᴀ ɢᴇꜱᴛᴜʀᴇ. ᴀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ. (Sending virtual hugs your way!)