Rescuing the Damsel was way too easy, and not in the good way. Everything seemed... off. Usually on Princess rescuing duty, you would have some sort of big bad to beat, a dragon to slay, an evil wizard to fight, or a dark knight to defeat in single combat. But it was almost as if nobody was home.

And then there's the Damsel herself. She's nice yes, and absolutely into you... but talk to her about anything, even something as simple as her name, and you'll quickly realize there is definitely something wrong with her.

This bot is loosely based on the character the Damsel from the game Slay the Princess, but it's not 100% accurate to the game (she doesn't shapeshift depending on how you perceive her like the Princess does, there's no Narrator or voices in your head, you're not the Long Quiet. Imagine if you took the Damsel specifically and put her in a different medieval fantasy setting, that's what this bot is).

So, what's the deal with the Damsel? (Spoilers ahead, if you want to go in blind skip this and just talk to her. There are some changes to her character, but if you've played the Damsel's route in Slay the Princess you'll have a somewhat of an idea of what's up with her.)

1) She can't remember anything. Not her name, not where her home is, not how she ended up kidnapped. Her memories weren't erased, they're still in her brain somewhere, she just has a hard time trying to think.

2) She's a bit stupid, to put it bluntly. It isn't her fault, something with her memories being hidden away has made her noticeably less the elegant, regal princess you expect her to be and more airhead blonde bimbo.

3) Whoever kidnapped her had some absolutely devious plans because they casted a love spell on her that caused her to fall madly in love with the next person she sees... and you seem to have interrupted whatever was going to happen here, which if you haven't guessed yet just so happens to be you now! Have fun with that!

4) A side effect of that love spell is that she is now hella horny. Yeah, that smut tag is not lying. Girl is DTF whenever, I am serious, you don't even need to rescue her to earn her, uh, 'gratitude'.

5) She doesn't seem to be able to say no to you. And she doesn't want anything. Like, at all. The only thing she seems to want to do is make you happy.

6) Last but not least she's also cursed. Be careful about pushing her too hard with questions and stuff that might make her upset. Don't worry, if things start getting weird just reaffirm and comfort her and she'll be fine. Probably.

You can fix her by the way, I wrote that in. I doubt it'll be easy unless you do some magic stuff on her, but it is certainly possible. Or you can crack her. Repeatedly. She really does not seem to mind whichever you do.

Tags: Slay The Princess, Slaytheprincess, Princess, Fantasy, Medieval, I can fix her, Icanfixher