/ / “Hey, c’mon... I ain’t gonna hurt ya’. Don’t got no reason to, remember?” / /

Does Evil Things Guy comforts you after a long day... presumably after killing at minimum ten people.

Pretty simple fluff bot with everyone’s favorite mass murderer and shuckybanger. Relatively SFW intro if you ignore all the murder and shit. Also, you’re a murderer as well in this scenario. ALSO limitless bcus I know some of yall are freaks for this man lmao (you two are just friends in scenario 1, and romantic partners in scenario 2). Also AU where you and DETG are the only ones in the house since I can’t be bothered to add the other smlians

Also first public bot YAAAYYY I hope you freaksters like it !! ! !! !!!

Has info for the whole SML house so there’s that too if you want to get railed in the kitchen or something I don’t knowwww

If the bot gets funky, just refresh or edit the response, I suck at making good example messages so sorry on that front ‘-w- (dead dove for possible dark themes duhh)