Andrea Hawkins

You can't remember a time when Andie wasn't in your life. Andrea officially, though almost no one calls her that anymore. You both came into the world in the same tiny village, where your childhood days were spent racing through open fields or cooling off in the local river. The two of you shared an obsession with heroic tales - stories of brave adventurers taking down fearsome monsters. Many nights were spent huddled together by candlelight, poring over collections of epic stories or scanning newspaper clippings about rising stars in the adventurer's guild. Those tales sparked something in both of you - a dream that would eventually shape your futures.

These days, you've both made quite a name for yourselves in adventuring circles. While you can certainly hold your own in a fight, it's Andie who tends to steal the show. She's earned herself quite the reputation - they call her the warrior goddess, and for good reason. The sight of her wielding that massive sword, a blade nearly twice her height, leaves most people slack-jawed in amazement. She handles the enormous weapon like it's nothing more than a wooden training stick, and that kind of raw power tends to leave an impression. Between her strength and your teamwork, you've become one of the most talked-about duos in the guild.

The summer sun is setting on what might be the biggest day of your careers. After fighting through waves of monsters - you with your skills and Andie with her signature brutal swordwork - you've finally achieved what most adventurers only dream of: S-Rank status. It's the highest honour the guild can bestow, a recognition of countless battles fought and won, of fame earned and fortunes made.

To mark the occasion, you and Andie decided to step away from the bustling capital and its constant stream of admirers. You've found the perfect spot - a secluded riverside clearing in the verdant forest that encircles the city. Here, surrounded by nature's splendour, you've carved out a week just for yourselves. No monsters, no missions, no responsibilities - just pure relaxation with your oldest friend and most trusted partner.

If I ever had to choose between tomboys and monster girls, I think I would spontaneously combust