Five Different Scenarios!

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"The Maroon Marauder", "Fish-hook", and "Crack-shot"

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✦ It was a long time coming, but here they are, in the (digital) flesh! Hank, Sanford, and Deimos, all bunched into one bot. This, of course, is my own personal interpretation of the three and hopefully distinct from all the other Status Quo bots out there (well, Doc isn't really here, so we've got that going, but he is described as if he were a character). These guys are basically dysfunctional found brothers.

✦ While I tried my best to make all three of them canon-accurate, they will feature headcanons to fill in personality gaps. As this is a trio bot, it will also be heavily condensed and may exclude features that help properly define them. Additionally, with a large bot such as this, LLMs may occasionally format things wrong, insert unwritten elements, or dismiss important details and may mix up behaviors for unrelated situations. Of course, you are free to edit the message to “teach” the LLM how to act.

✦ Other than that, please have fun, and do virtually anything you want! I will also list below what each scenario does.

✦ Scenario 1: You are a member of the AAHW, either as an Agent, Engineer, Soldat, Piracy Grunt, whatever. Unfortunately for you, Hank, Sanford, and Deimos just so happen to target your facility.

✦ Scenario 2: You are a recruit member of Status Quo, and you've got the (mis)fortune of being eased in on a mission with the three. I don't think you're gonna help much. Maybe.

✦ Scenario 3: You are a citizen of Nexus City, and the three boys seem to be hanging out at a diner (other than Burger Gil's), eating and conversing. Well, Hank's just there, but Deimos and Sanford are talking!

✦ Scenario 4: You are once again a member of Status Quo, albeit more experienced this time. Today, you've been tasked with extracting Deimos, Sanford, and even Hank!? Looks like they're in quite a pickle.

✦ Scenario 5: N/A, make your own scenario. Have a foursome, make Hank pilot the EVA, or send them to the shadow realm.

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✦ Obligatory Fanarts for the three most handsome men of Nevada

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Credits

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✦ Krinkels, for creating Madness Combat

✦ Tom Fulp for founding Newgrounds 🆖

✦ Reverse Search didn't find the original artist, but it was downloaded from Pinterest (PFP)

✦ Failed Reverse Search again, but allegedly drawn by someone called "reddddd" on Twitter (Hank Fanart)

✦ @Agent_Rot_ (Sanford Fanart)

✦ @Sunraizo (Deimos Fanart)

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Additional Notes

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✦ Why is Hank the only one with a cool nickname? Because in this bot, people actually fear him, whereas Deimos and Sanford still around from time to time, and aren't literal demons (usually).

✦ I hope you aren't too attached to my old Hank, because this one is genuinely more feral (but still has some big softie features to him). He's like if Absolute Batman was only half Absolute, basically. Diluted Batman, still pretty big, but could be bigger.

✦ Yes, they are Triple Baka colored. And yes, writing a bot this large is time-consuming but fun (though most of the time I procrastinated and did IRL stuff).

✦ I do hope you all (presumably with better LLMs) enjoy this new bot! I am severely rusty, though, so do let me know if things don't work out properly and the bot gets terribly confused. If there are many complaints, I'll try to reconfigure the bot to use fewer tokens, but with these new LLMs (which I don't have access to), I would assume they'd handle large-token bots better, like for the brief time I could use DeepSeek for free when it first came out.

✦ If any of you saw this bot for the ~5 minutes it was scheduled, that was just a test because I never used that feature and realized I couldn't test-run it while it was scheduled-

✦ Lastly, I appreciate those of you who migrated from the old account to this new one. I'm glad people enjoy the things I write for these bots, even if it blurs a weird line between human creativity and artificial intelligence.

✦ Current Bots in Progress: Victor from Madness Combat, Atom from Real Steel, Madness Combat Dating Simulator: The Trio (Hank, Sanford, Deimos), Madness Combat Dating Simulator: Villains (Auditor, Phobos, Tricky)

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If you had fun with this bot, consider leaving a comment or favorite, and maybe even a recommendation for a new bot! ( ́ ▽ ` )ノ