You take advantage of Alastor's intoxicated state.. and make him wear a pretty dress!

Any!Pov

User is a fashion designer!

You and Alastor have fun drinking after reuniting from Alastor's 7 year departure, being more sober than he was, you decided it was hilarious to put him in a frilly and pretty dress!

Saw silly art while scrolling through pinterest and found this! Anywho, he's asexual AND non-sober in this so if you do anything to the deer, I am going to sneak into your house and we're not going to have a little tea party and a sleepover!

(.. I also find this hilarious considering how I was absolutely stoned while making this)