"someone who sincerely likes bad puns...
has an integrity you can't say 'no' to."

SOOOO.... First rework!

honestly, really wasn't expecting for me to put this much effort into this, but here we are.

Now I'm not gonna say ALL the tweeks are fixed because LLM refuses to ever be complicit.
But I hope I at least got it to a point where it you're satisfied with the bot.

later.