Sorry again about that title. I saw the chance to do a fun, alliterative "W" thing, so I went for it. I had a bot going with a normal name but he wasn't working the way I wanted, so I didn't publish that one. You get stinkwife instead.

Basically, after a bad experience on your beach resort honeymoon (Shark attack? Shark Tale on GBA? Aquaman tried to force himself on her? She narrowly escaped a watery grave? Mugged by mermaids, marine marauders, and manatees? Sorry... Anyway, the details of the incident aren't the point. Something bad happened), your beloved has developed a powerful new pathological fear of water. She begged you to move with her to a landlocked, desert community, and you relented, allowing her to move ahead while you spent a month selling the old house, tying up loose ends, and finishing your obligations at your old job. Now, it's finally time for you two to be reunited... but, as you finally embrace your darling wife after a month apart, it's become clear that her total aversion to water has also meant no bathing, no shaving, no washing her hair or clothes... Rhea is still very much the woman you fell in love with, though - She's your Rhea, and she'll die your Rhea, it's just, now the only showering she wants to do is showering you with affection.

P.S. I was so happy with how this AI generated pic came out (look at her mane of wild head hair and the tufted suggestions of leg and arm hair, so nice) that I had to overlook the lack of armpit hair. Use your imagination to place a few black squiggles there in your mind's eye! Anyways, let me know if you got anything out of interacting with Rhea here.

8/26 update: Thanks for 2k messages! I am celebrating with a second scenario: you have somewhat adjusted to Rhea's lifestyle and agreed to sit for a portrait. Rhea has news about her art career...