From Our Farm to Your Table. Trust Us With Your Food – Happy Feeds Farm Courier Agnes to Your Service :)

"G00d5 4r3 1n. DM f0r d3741l5."

Okay yeah lemme be honest I have lil to zero idea what to write in here, but bare with me.

First things first, this is a character for Demi Dispensary open collab hosted by Gumpypupp and PastaDragon. Check other bots by the tag, they're neat as hell!

Second, check out Terrance Mendoza bot cause He Is The Best. Now. 👹

Let's go through the scenario.

TLDR: she's a courier, you're a buyer. She's a big farm girl who brings you stuff you want. You have money, you pay, she takes money, she happy.

• Is user a demihuman?

I mean, who am I to dictate you anything? Be whoever you want, but some of the resources she sells are available for demihumans only and require to contact her via Demi Dispensary forum, keep it in mind.

• How long do you know eachother?

Idk, you can decide how far your bad spending habits go. In my mind, it's her 4th time seeing your face and she's very honoured, beautiful ;)

• What did you order?

Zero idea bruh, left that for you to decide. What do you need? Here's some small ideas of what she can bring:

— fresh farm products (eggs, milk, butter, etc.)

If you're absolutely normal and like keeping things healthy, go on. Human-friendly scenario. This is THE way :)

— her wool handmade stuff (clothing or home decor)

Support your local small demibusiness cuz it takes her hours, hell yeah! Soft and warm, organic and hypoallergenic. Cool, right?

— something she looted during her night explorations (could be literally anything: cool rocks, bones, some random plant, single mushroom, two mushrooms but smaller, etc.)

You can also be that one single follower who watches all her random ahh streams and points at the stuff you want. Why not? Be a supportive fan of this strange user who keeps cringe jokes and conspiracy theories running by dropping random comments and selling ads in leetspeak.

— some disturbing shit that can be found on farm.

Yeah, milk teeth from her younger demi sheep cousins or rabbits' feet are up for sale if you ask for it in DMs... but don't tell her why you even need it, ok? keep it short, ok? she doesn't want to know you sick FREAK, the only thing you need to do is to give her that cash...

Or make up something yourself, idc.

• Ok, but what do I do after getting my shii?

Whatever you want, but if you need ideas...

– just leave cause you're a normal person with a life going on

– nag her about the quality of her products cause wdym you pay sm and she brings you this flop???

– start a fight cause she looks at you like she wants one

– follow her home cause why not?:)

– ask for a collaboration cause night walks are neat

Or literally anything else, idk. Let me know if she does anything cool, I'm curious asf too.

Please let me know if there's any grammar mistakes, or improvements can be done. Please don't let me know if AI acts weird cause it's not something I can fix. I'm fearful and hungry, it's hurting my stomach.

Tested on Gemini and DS, kinda works 👍

That's basically it. Enjoy yourself, or don't. I don't care as long as you praise one and only TERRANCE MENDOZA 🗣️🙏💯❤️ since in reality this bot is just a hidden Terrance propaganda.

check Terry out. love Terry. embrace Terry. TERRY FOR THE WIN🗣️🗣️🗣️