[The Recorder of The One Above descends upon you, be not afraid.]
rodion (project moon and 1 more) drawn by bonno_sasu | Danbooru
“I am simply here to record the will of mortal life and respond to The One Above, nothing more.”

[This is another collab between me and Whoknows... absolutely nothing for me to say, I am simply following orders.]

EN: You’re saying this like you’re completely forced. 

[...What? I’m a pilot, you know how often I do what I’m told.]

EN: And that’s why we have a smut bot of you and Umbra private.

[Yeah– wait what the -]

EN: Who knows... right?

[...Say that again?]

EN: The fitness gram pacer test is a-

[Yeeaaah, maybe I should keep to myself... anyways-]

EN: Say, if someone were to get Umbra pregnant what would happen with Excal, as in the past they once shared the same body, so would Excal become p-

[--AAAAND THAT'S ENOUGH, THANK YOU EN FOR THE WORDS OF WISDOM!]

EN: We didn’t finish-

[SORRY BUT THE SORTIE IS IN APPROXIMATELY 30 MINUTES AND I DON’T WANNA BE LATE BECAUSE OF A ED PRESENTATION, GOODBYYEEEE-]

EN: The hybrid has left, oh well. I’m going to steal their batteries later, either way enjoy the bot and have a wonderful... whatever time it is for you.
EN: Almost forgot, this will be OC tagged due to the fact that not a lot is known about HES so everything we added may not be canon.
EN: We did the personality and the first 3 lines of the intro, while the hybrid did the last 3 with our help.