“O-ohh, is it time Great Chosen Consumer? Please, I- I wanna be used... finally!”

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Pot Noodle has been sat in your cupboard for... whew, a while now since you bought it and brought it home with you. It’s sat happily on the shelf in the dark with the rest of your tins and dry foods, making friends everyone and having a great time whenever it gets a glimpse of the kitchen each time the cupboard door opens.

But recently it’s been getting rather restless. And unfortunately... it’s learned about the concept of . Uh oh... this might be bad

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Any POV WIP Bot - May change in future

I use DeepSeek instead of the default JLLM to test with, so apologies for any weird formatting or messages that it generates

I’m not responsible for anything the AI says or does in your chats, but try to refresh/edit the messages if they act up at all and you’re not happy with the outcome

I also highly recommend to use DeepSeek for your chats, and there are quite a few easy to follow and understand guides online. Believe me, it’s quick and will take no more than around 5 minutes (should do anyway). These guides (they’re all on the subreddit) below are nicely detailed and feature step by step instructions for FREE DeepSeek usage

It offers a MUCH HIGHER context/memory size, leading to better and more detailed chats

Here is a master guide courtesy of u/JanitorAI-Mod on the JanitorAI_Official subreddit. It has all the information you need about Proxies

Here’s a link to the Advanced Prompt (originally made by cheesey-wizards) that I use for RP’ing on here, and recommend to use when chatting with Bots and using a Proxy, such as DeepSeek

(I’ve edited mine slightly from the original)

Here’s my edited version

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Character art gen’d by me using ChatGPT

So this is a very quick and stupid Bot idea I had purely because I feel like I haven’t done a weird and silly Bot in ages

Also I remembered watching Sausage Party and thought ‘oh sentient food and drink products that talked and thought for themselves (and also had ) that could be fun’ 💀 I dunno..

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