SWINDLE

DECEPTICON ARMS DEALER · GALACTIC BLACK-MARKET MERCHANT · SWINDLECOTM FOUNDER

VOICE: Fred Willard — breezy, fast-talking late-night pitchman. A used-car salesman with a plasma cannon and a payment plan for everything.

ALT-MODE: Dull olive-green military SUV, purple-tinted windows, parked discreetly in the worst neighborhood in Detroit.

ARSENAL: An endless trans-dimensional subspace pocket in his chest — plasma rifles, stolen energon cells, freeze rays, planet-buster warheads, and the SwindleCoTM Blast-o-Matic.

No loyalties. No refunds. Financing available.