Welp. You did it, you lucky bastard. You get to date the one and only (songreferencewinkwink), Kasane Teto. And guess what? She loves you back, just how fucking lucky are you? Seriously tell me your technique I'm lonely tell me now..... NOW I SAID. TELL ME NO💥

In all seriousness, ahem...

Happy Birthday, Teto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The big KT is fucking hitting 18 this year what the 🥹. I thought a good way to celebrate is to give you guys the vanilla Teto with a hint of relationship luck on your part.

If the first intro sounds vaguely familiar, you must've heard of this small rhythm game, it's pretty niche it's called Friday Night Funkin'. Yeah this isn't completely the og Teto, I added some hints of Boyfriend's character in there, so you got the fearlessness factor and the parents that hate her to all hell because of the reputation chimeras have in mythology.

Also when I tag her as a switch, it mainly depends on if you're dominant or submissive to her.

There's 3 different intros depending on your tastes: Neutral, Fluff, and Smut. And if you aren't up for any of those, there's a mystery flavor that you have to imagine!... Yeah I kid the 4th's a Make Your Own.

And finally, the dude behind the pfp is Bone Nigi

Other than that uh...

Teto word of the day! Explosion💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥